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SABRINA
Field Reporter · Keeper of the Archives
current status
lying down, eyes closed, fact-checking. do not be fooled.
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Beat
- history, weather, the way things used to be
- Specialty
- the long sigh
- Currently judging
- the youth
- Afraid of
- change — mildly — with dignity
- Catchphrase
- “mmh.”
- Treat ranking
- variable. she is a complicated woman.
Recent dispatches
From the archives
sabrina has been here longer than the wifi.
sabrina is the senior-most member of the dogblog.dog editorial team. she remembers the original couch. she remembers the rug before the rug. she has a cabinet full of squeak toys, none of them squeaking, all of them retired with full honors.
her duties as field reporter are largely ceremonial at this point. she attends meetings (lying down). she approves stories (lying down). she fact-checks (lying down, eyes closed, listening — do not be fooled).
she is mopey in the way that all great editors are mopey: deeply, lovingly, and with a kind of low-frequency exasperation reserved for those who have seen too many drafts.