//dossier//WINNIE//★//
WINNIE
Editor at Large · Director of Vibes & Unannounced Visits
- Pronouns
- she/her, princess/her
- Beat
- chaos, glamour, pillows
- Specialty
- arriving
- Currently demanding
- everything
- Afraid of
- nothing — she is the threat
- Catchphrase
- “HELLO!!! LOOK AT ME!!!”
- Treat ranking
- 10 / 10 — all of them, and yours
A statement from the princess
HI!!! I AM WINNIE!!! I AM THE BEST ONE!!!
WINNIE here. EDITOR. AT LARGE. which means: at her desk, on your desk, in your lap, and also on the couch that you said was hers but you sometimes try to sit on??? RUDE.
winnie's responsibilities at dogblog.dog include: starting things, finishing them messily, supervising the others, climbing, descending, alerting the household to mail, alerting the household to the absence of mail, and being SO PRETTY that traffic stops. (traffic does not always stop. winnie is working on traffic.)
do not let the small size fool you. winnie is, in spirit, fourteen feet tall.
Recent dispatches
- [ winnie's first entry coming soon — YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. ]